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...... HeadPorn 2000 ...... Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Dates: December 30th, 2000 through January 2nd, 2001 Four Days Of Alcohol, Pornography, and Rock 'n' Roll It was cold. There was snow on the ground and a hard wind. But we went anyway. We had to go; had to fly or drive there; had to walk out of warm hotels, blinking in the winter sunlight; we had to join the others there and allow them to beat the hell out of us; we had to drink our weight in liquor. And we had to watch Iron Chef for ten straight hours.
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1. Appropriate Food and Beverage:
Nickels for your Omelets - breakfast, thanks to Bento
Rye and Ginger Ale, Gin and Tonic, cigarettes. - Amy and Maggie prepare for the evening
2. Proper Attire, Part One:
Maggotpie, concert-ready.
kidsparrow, nearly concert-ready.
Let someone else apply your eyeliner, okay?
Mmm, Suave and kidsparrow look good in black.
3. Proper Attire, Part Two:
Suave with nametags.
Becca with nametags.
Hugh with nametag.
Bed with nametags.
4. Etiquette:
A. Concentrate hard when fixing kidsparrow's glasses.
B. Greet others cordially.
C.Smile for the camera. - Kirsten, Amy, Becca
D.Avoid walking whenever possible. - Suave and kidsparrow
E. Take the time to get ready for the concert at a leisurely pace.
F. For god's sake, go to South Park!
G. You must go see the [vibrating] fire-breathing dragon.
H. Again, smile for the camera. - Maggotpie and Misha
5. Etiquette, Part Two:
When you leave Edmonton, you must look very, very sad.
Becca leaves.
Bento leaves.
Maggie leaves.
Everyone leaves!
HeadPorn 2000. It's over now and all that remains are a few regrets, a broken pair of glasses, and new friendships that won't be so fleeting as a New Year's Eve concert.
Okay, no more cheese. We had fun, we drank too much, we smoked too much and now Bento has bronchitis, happy? Would we do it again? I can't speak for anyone but myself, but yeah, I'd go in a heartbeat.
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